Who is the funniest?

Jokes:Who is the funniest?
1. The man who waves a
newscaster
while watching tv news
2. A nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient to
give him sleeping pills because
she forgot to
give him the medicine
3. A man who goes to a bank with
a
spanner to open an account
4. A man who puts a radio in a
freezer to listen
to cool music
5. A man who lowers the volume
of his tv
because he wants to read a text
message
6. A man who puts perfume on
his body to snap
a picture…
Add yours to the list.