Akpor Seduce his neighbor’s wife.

Jokes: Akpors has been admiring
his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities… AKPORS: Oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs?