A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family . When he entered , the maid approached him and asked : ,
MAID: what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice , yogurt , tea, chocolate , capp or coffee ?
GUY: Tea plz
MAID: ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea?
GUY: ceylon tea plz
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
GUY: White
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
GUY: with Milk
MAID: Goat Milk or Cow Milk?
GUY: Cow Milk
MAID: Freezland cow or afrikner cow?
GUY: hmmm , let me go wit d Freezland cow
MaID; would u like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey?
GUY: Sugar
MAID:bee sugar or Cane Sugar?
GUY: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar ?
GUY: Abeg , forget abt d tea, just give me a glass of water .
MAID: Mineral, Tap or distilled water ?
GUY: Mineral water
MAID: Flavoured or non flavoured?
GUY: Infact get Me an empty glass .
MAID: U want a tumbler, wine glass,champagne flute or a beer mug?
GUY: Abeg , free me, make i swallow ma spit
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